You see them everywhere----they
look like everyday, normal, "got it all together" type
people---but under the surface they are fighting to find some
"anchor in the storm", some sanity, some way to bring
about a means to stop drooling over, and buying another horse
that they don't need. We've tried the "just say no"
slogan. It doesn't work.
Did I say "we"?
That was a pure slip of the tongue. I personally don't have a
problem in this area. I can quit anytime I want to---I just haven't
wanted to. But for all you horse addicts out there, I am thinking
about starting up an organization called HAA! (Horse Addicts Anonymous)
We could form local chapters, get together and share openly our
addiction problem with others who understand. Who knows, if all
else fails, and we don't find a cure, we can share information
with one another on any new avenues that has opened up for the
buying and selling of horses! I see this as a "no lose"
situation! Plus-as an added incentive, we could have yearly membership
dues. That way those of us on the "ground floor" would
have a little "extra" in our bank accounts to spend
on horses! Hey! We might as well enjoy ourselves while searching
for a cure! Personally---I have seen people be totally delivered
from this dread "disease".
They all had one
(kind of negative) thing in common though---they died. Yep---I've
not found a living person overcome this yet.

How do you know if
you've got "it"? Do you find yourself from time to time,
uncontrollably looking up horse sites on the Internet? (My son
calls it, "Internet Horse Porn) Do you ever catch yourself
saying things like, "Just one more"--- and then I'll
quit? Do you find yourself looking at another horse when you're
not getting the ones you have ridden enough as it is? Is your
attitude about owning horses very similar to buying shoes?---You
need one for every season, one for every special occasion and
one in every color? Do you sometimes wonder how you are going
to afford the feed bills, vet bills, training bills as well as
just the normal living expenses while at the same time you're
trying to figure out HOW to get your hands on this other horse
you've seen? If you have answered any of these questions with
a "yes"---YOU have a problem!
OK---I'm serious
about this. We've already discovered that just saying "no"
doesn't work. Neither does going around chanting "I don't
need another horse, I don't need another horse!" Soooo----Why
not start up Horse Addicts Anonymous---get our "HAA"
sticker---and every time someone is close to selling us another
horse---just begin to shout out H-A-A! Loudly now! H-A-A! With
passion! H-A-A!!!!!! I'm sure it won't keep us from trying to
buy another horse, BUT---it just MIGHT keep someone from selling
us another horse simply because they will be convinced we're a
total nut case! What do ya think? I am open to suggestions.